did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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