using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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