My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
