i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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