Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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