How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Pants are for mortals
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