im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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