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what?
penguin condom
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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