Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just had sex bonerless
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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