Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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