Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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