kristin has been a bad kristin
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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