So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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