Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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