If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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