He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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