The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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