sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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