plz talk dirty to me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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