We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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