So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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