this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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