problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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