Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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