I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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