love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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