Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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