You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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