woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
