I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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