What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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