Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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