I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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