Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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