Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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