All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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