I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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