Say something about gay babies.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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