that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I can feel your judgement through the phone
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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