At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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