kristin has been a bad kristin
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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