I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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