Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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