question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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