eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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