Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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