youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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