The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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