You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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