I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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