i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
