what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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