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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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