just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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