I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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