I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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