My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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