Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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