She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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