walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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